Ohaider
If your boyfriend claims to never look at your facebook page…change ur status to single and wait 5 seconds…

And he’d see it on the news feed/his page.  

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl: I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
Girl: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
lol women...
californiacornbread:

See where I’m going with this? I know y’all can do it. Download the blank, and then message me to let me know you made one.
This isn’t just a blog. We’re a movement, people. Look at the Nazi Party… oh wait. Bad example.

californiacornbread:

See where I’m going with this? I know y’all can do it. Download the blank, and then message me to let me know you made one.

This isn’t just a blog. We’re a movement, people. Look at the Nazi Party… oh wait. Bad example.

I like women that wear hairbands on their wrist. It means they’re ready to give a blowjob at any moment.
Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I’ll whisper quietly to her. If you move me away, I’ll shout to her. It’s your choice.

nignoramus:

butterface-chronicles:

so suck it.

maybe the teacher moved you away so your dumbass could actually learn something instead of whispering to your friend about fuckery

lies

lies

I just saw a picture of two nipples tied together

fantaspic:

Time to get off Tumblr.

Where? O_O

cwnl:

This needs to never stop circulating the internet. It’s as clear of a picture of our current status as clear gets.

cwnl:

This needs to never stop circulating the internet. It’s as clear of a picture of our current status as clear gets.